GIMBLETREADMILL
Urgent Update
Dearest Boakes, although we haven't had time for a verbal exchange recently, I hope this missive finds you in good health and order, do you have to wear a gown during the day? When I was last rushed to Haywards Heath Psychiatric I arrived there... more
The Elephant Man And Laudnam
Got a call from Harry Privet early this morning before I had time to empty my liver of last nights bile. Made some excuse about having to attend a 'planning' meeting with Boakes re some transatlantic venture and unloaded his London schedule... more
Calling World Police America-urgent
Where are the fucking world police when you need them? Here I am sitting in my fourth floor apartment, downtown Gomez and there's not a napalm strike in sight and by christ we need one. Hello? Calling America?I moved to the Congo to escape this... more
Ufo Blimp After On Up The Oxo Tower.
It's now two am and I'm sitting here replete after a damn good meal at the OXO Tower restaurant on the south bank of the Thames. It's a regular haunt of mine to entertain the woman I have found that after about six of their Ketel Bloody Marys (Winner UK... more
Black Mail And Punch & Judy
Got my sodding internal clock buggered by a free crate of the finest blue russian vodka as a bribe not to let on that the Russians were planning to invade themselves. I've built a good network of news feeds now and can get the inside on most of what is... more
Am at present trying to avoid the recession and eventual depression using the packet I mad in the 80's and my gold investments which I can seem climbing. I'm an alcoholic and poud of it, it keeps me happy. Currently living in the Congo looking after a tidy litlle fencing operation I have with London. 
