GUY NEAL WILLIAMS
Filing from the Real America
Monday, November 03, 2008
RS: You know Louis, I think we've reached that dreaded and feared moment, the one that gives me the night sweats and the fantods. LS: 'Fantods?' Are you trying to go all Twain on us here, Dick? RS: Fuck you Lulu, you goddamn homo wharf... more
The Slave's Hymn: Prologue
Explanations of simple things often require contortions usually best unseen or, at least, unspoken. As proof, I would offer most any slice of pornography; takes too long to explain to explain. And, since this book is, in my judgment, a finely detailed... more
Creepy Kids, Bicoastal
Hold your nose. Hold your breath.1. EXETER, New Hampshire, 1986Ah! How to beat a precociously sexualized child for the purest and most distilled of the hhebie jeebies? I'm a slow and uncertain photographer. The little girl struck the vamp pose a... more
Prophet Charged: Treason, Sedition!
Yo: Squire Chuck--Well, the fuckers said they wanted snappy heads, so I done gave 'em one. Serves the bastidges right.A fine, fine talk today; the phone rang at just the right time. Which is to say I was willing to keep my trap shut longer than... more
Pubic's Rube
1. PUBICSThis didn't happen to me, but it did to this friend of mine.He's pretty old now, but he says that this fairly amusing and embarrassing encounter happened in the late 60s or very early 70s, when he would have been in his late teens.As was the... more
The Slave's Hymn: Parts 3 And 4
IIIBlack Mountain, a century later(That hooligan always had to be fighting with someone,but something finally whipped him for good. He won't say what it was, so everyone guesses. But who knows?)We were strolling through a lustrous rented lawn at... more
Born on Hallowe'en, 1953, in the Okefenokee Swamp, Ware County Georgia. Easily confirmed.Profession: physicist, vocation. Journo-physicist, avocation.
Felony Convictions: fucking none.
Last jailed: 2007.
Breeder -- father, grandfather, lousy husband. Anarcho-Syndicalist, Quaker, cad.
Preferred medication: formaldehyde, blotter.
Last prize bout: June, 1976, Blue Horizon Club, light heavyweight. Lost on split decision. Robbed.
MY E-MAIL: guynealwilliams@bellsouth.net
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