GUY NEAL WILLIAMS

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Just In Time...

Thursday, November 26, 2009

for the turkey....a big plate of candied yams. pass the gravy and happy thanksgiving to you all. ... more

Photograph of a BridgeI'm afraid it wasnt a giftThough it was meant to be.The car's fast, so toss itOut the window ifThats what you see.Remember him. Remember me.Tears are shields whichOnly the brave must need. ... more

Grief Gets Its Second Wind

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

1: In Which MeetMe again. Nuts again. Trying to make sense of even one single thing again.So, something had me thinking about the Andres, and how I still fondly think of them as good and stout friends even though I only spent a few brief days with them... more

The Magic Stones

Sunday, October 04, 2009

When my wife and her two brothers were young, they thought the magic stones came up thirsty, searching raindrops.These were not stupid children, although one of them was dimwitted enough to marry me. As a fine citizen journalist, let me describe the... more

The Old Handful Of Light Trick

Monday, August 17, 2009

This is cheating and I sort of suspect against the rules, because it's mainly another load of my horseshit and the film comes down to nothing more than a YouTube link. But it's original work, even if I can't find whatever shoebox the original footage is... more

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BIOGRAPHY

BORN on Hallowe'en, 1953, in the Okefenokee Swamp, Ware County Georgia.
Who'd make shit like that up?

PROFESSION: physicist, vocation. Journo-physicist, avocation. Genius in general.

FELONY CONVICTIONS: fucking none. Folks with money own suits and hire good lawyers
despite the gag reflex. Easy to overcome in bed, impossible in court.

LAST JAILED: 2007. Updated: 2008. I do misbehave.

BREEDER: father, grandfather, lousy husband. Anarcho-Syndicalist, Quaker, cad, bounder, unapologetic skirt-chaser.

PREFERRED MEDICATIONS: formaldehyde, Pink Dragon blotter, four tabs from the corner, please.

LAST PRIZE BOUT: June, 1976, Blue Horizon Club, light heavyweight -- boxing up a class I didn't have the ass for. Lost on split decision. Robbed, I'm telling you, robbed.

MY E-MAIL: guynealwilliams@bellsouth.net

MY TELEPHONE: 336-759-7372.

A BELIEF: Honesty and transparency makes for friends. Friends make for peace.

ALLIES