WILLIAM
Student Pizza
Everybody knows students are poor because they are lazy and unemployable. This recipe is ideal for them as it is cheap and easy to make. You will need; a flour tortilla a..... more
Goat Curry
In England you can buy goat meat from an Asian supermarket or West Indian cash carry. You will find these near the bus station and next door to a sex shop. The owner will..... more
Jism
i never liked truman capote partly because he was a hateful little man but mostly because i never knew how to pronounce CAPOTE and i didnt want to look stupid. and just..... more
Two Hot Animal Machines
if i should ever meet henry rollins i would say, hey henry, so he could kick my ass and we could both feel better ... more
Whining Little Bastards
boy, do you remember what day it is ? do you remember what i told you? i tried to look at the floor... more
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