DEZERTDENIZEN
The News As I See It 8/12/08
SINGER DOESN'T PASS CHINESE FACE CHECKERS The Olympics opening ceremony song sung by a precocious 7 year old girl was in fact sung by another not-so-precocious 7 year old girl. The singer who had a great voice but buckteeth was replaced with a... more
Destroy The Free World In 10 Easy Steps
STEP 1: Hire employees and accept students that are not the best qualified because they are not male Caucasians. Eventually you have a nation ran by unqualified morons that are impossible to dismiss. STEP 2: Take ... more
Indian Giver Part 2
CHAPTER SIX "So, how was your weekend with your father?" Darcy smiled at her mother. What she wanted to know was - did he say anything about her? Her mother always pumped her for information as soon as she returned from... more
Satire On Current News
WHY IS OBAMA JUST LIKE BRITNEY AND PARIS? Is it because he doesn't wear panties? Is it because he made a porn film? Not that exiciting, no, John Mccain's staff say it's because he is little more than a pid media concoction just like the two celebrity/sta... more
The News As I See It 7/30/08
SPEND MORE THAN YOU MAKE? GOVERNMENT WILL HELP Wartime President GW Bush decided to sign a bill that helps homeowners that bought more house than they could afford. The idea..... more
Middle aged white boy bordering on old age. I'm currently living in the Southern California desert in Borrego Springs retired from 20 years of traveling Europe as an antique buyer. I currently own a gas station/mini mart but am trying desperately to sell and really retire.
I'll write a few bits and see what happens.
