GIMBLETREADMILL
Ufo Blimp After On Up The Oxo Tower.
It's now two am and I'm sitting here replete after a damn good meal at the OXO Tower restaurant on the south bank of the Thames. It's a regular haunt of mine to entertain the woman I have found that after about six of their Ketel Bloody Marys (Winner UK... more
Black Mail And Punch & Judy
Got my sodding internal clock buggered by a free crate of the finest blue russian vodka as a bribe not to let on that the Russians were planning to invade themselves. I've built a good network of news feeds now and can get the inside on most of what is... more
You're All In The Shit - Or Not Far Off
Gimble Treadmill - self help groups for recession victims. (SHGFRV - Shugfroov) I am at present offering my financial skills for the duration of this recession. It may..... more
Further Education
The last two weeks have been spent attending an induction course which may sound out of context with my modus operandi, however the lunchtime buffet spread has been the most..... more
Lifes Sweet
Shooting myself has turned out to be the best thing I've ever done, didn't feel a thing either apart from a bit of pressure on the forehead following a massive flash and a..... more
Spent the last forty years working for a major blue chip company in the city of London. Believe me I know what life is all about because I've worked damn hard keeping down a well paid job. I have a large house I live in with my wife and three vintage 5litre Jaguars which are my pride and joy. My two St Bernard dogs are my best friends and I love to take them hunting (anything really) at the weekends. I'm a proud man.
